Eoin ColferShe forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.- Artemis Fowl
About This Quote
When Artemis goes to therapy, he says that the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. Artemis is saying that they are just using themselves as an excuse to do good. He is really calling out the fact that if they are able to do something for you, then it must be just a way of doing good.
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